ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
(via eloser)
i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around
none of my popular text posts even involve puns
actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning
(via aworldfullofwinchesters)
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
(via ihaveabigcock-pit)
